the unthinkable...in walmart
>> Saturday, May 10, 2008
As I type this, I'm not really sure why I am wanting to spotlight my stupidness. Oh well, it's all for fun.
So, I was rushing through Walmart the other day when I walk past the clothes section and see a cute swimming suit cover up dress thing. I never use dressing rooms for quick try-ons because it wastes too much time, so I scouted out a mirror and slipped it on. Perfect fit. So, still rushing, I whipped the dress off and stood there for about five minutes (more like 5 seconds) when I looked in the mirror and noticed that I ripped my shirt off with the dress.
Yep...there I was...standing in the middle of the Walmart clothing section without a shirt on. So, of course, putting it back on in the fastest way possible was no graceful maneuver. I threw the dress back over my head to spare any possible onlookers the pain of seeing any more of me than they already had. I struggled for at least 10 minutes (more like 10 seconds) to get my shirt on with the dress still over my head.
With my shirt back in place, I dropped the dress, and walked away. I couldn't even bring myself to look up to see if anyone had witnessed that whole scene. I couldn't bear the pain.
Lesson learned? Always use a dressing room...they are there for a good reason.
30 comments:
HA! LOL! Love it! Jean you are scandalous these days!
What the heck! I can't not stop laughing. This will go down in history as the most embarassing moment. As classy as you are, there can't be too many!
Bwahahahaha!!! Way to go, Jean. I mean, if anything it made me laugh, so all is not lost.
I think I wet myself....Oh yeah someone saw and they had a great story to tell at dinner that night. Just kidding I have those moments everyday, it's all good!
Jean seriously making me laugh!! That is sooooo me!! I never use dressing rooms because of the waste of time thing too. I am the fastest shopper ever because of it! Funny stuff!
I am laughing so hard to myself right now. I would have paid good money to have seen that...how funny. Thanks for the laugh!!
I love you Jean! I feel your pain. Don't worry you are not alone. Nursing opened that gigantic window of unintentional exposition and embarrassment for me. Does the Phrase "Letting it all hang out," ring a bell?
very funny! was thinking about you today and the whole food thing. have you checked out rachel ray? she has pretty good fast and cheap food to make...and idea
http://www.rachaelray.com/
I told Danny this story last night in bed and we got the giggles and could not stop laughing!
That is sooo funny! A few years ago at a church b-ball game my friend when to take her jersey off and did the same thing. She was standing there in front of the stage with everyone gathering for the prayer in her sweat pants, garments and bra. She had no idea. At least you eventually noticed it! LOL!
That is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I soooooo wish I had been there.
That's freaking awesome! love it. Thanks for the laugh...I needed it today living in this country!
OH MY GOSH!!! I seriously needed a good laugh today and I got one. That is so something I would do. The funny thing is that I can totally imagine your face and the terror on it. Sorry!!!
Still laughing. I can just picture it. It is classic.
Only you Jeaner!
You are histerical! I love the things you do...it gives me my entertainment! We miss you still! Come visit!
Jean I can't believe that happened to you....to me or one of my sisters- definitely! We have a genetic propensity for such experiences. I am so sorry...but, I did chuckle pretty enthusiastically.
Thanks for a good laugh, Jean..sorry that it was at your expense! That is one of those that will be told around your family room for years to come...
ok, i seriously could not stop laughing! that is totally something I would do. thanks for sharing
K so, so hilarious!! That is so a Jean!! JK!! Guess we will add that to the list with mouse feeding, and "dancing on the bed!!" Funny!!! Hoep you are doing good!!!
Oh wow. Look at allll the people that you've made their day now. It definitely sounds like something I would do! I thought it was embarrassing that I was wearing my pants inside-out yesterday. But no, you win.
You are so funny. I am laughing so hard! I always try everything on over my clothes because I don't have time for dressing rooms but will always keep in mind the "Careful" removal process. Thanks!
That's why we all love you Jean. I'm glad that you're willing to share an embarising moment so the rest of us can have a good laugh. We miss you guys and love to see how big your boys are getting!
I hate to admit that when Jason and I read this, we laughed our heads off and said we could totally see you doing that. You know we love you.
What a great story... prime Reader's Digest material! So funny for us; sorry I'm sure it wasn't so much for you. I can only imagine what Travis must have said when you told him...
:)
NO!!! Don't EVER use the dressing rooms in Wal-Mart. Ask and opera singer why;)
Lulu
That is so funny! I laughed out loud.
I am going to say it again...we need a post about your dog....
Too funny! I love those moments! How are you guys!
Ok....i would wonder why you have not been updating your blog, but then I went to your photo blog, and now I know! You are soooo busy! That must be fun! Miss you guys. Don't schedule for Labor day weekend!!
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