the unthinkable...in walmart
>> Saturday, May 10, 2008
As I type this, I'm not really sure why I am wanting to spotlight my stupidness.  Oh well, it's all for fun.
So, I was rushing through Walmart the other day when I walk past the clothes section and see a cute swimming suit cover up dress thing.  I never use dressing rooms for quick try-ons because it wastes too much time, so I scouted out a mirror and slipped it on.  Perfect fit.  So, still rushing, I whipped the dress off and stood there for about five minutes (more like 5 seconds) when I looked in the mirror and noticed that I ripped my shirt off with the dress.
Yep...there I was...standing in the middle of the Walmart clothing section without a shirt on.  So, of course, putting it back on in the fastest way possible was no graceful maneuver.  I threw the dress back over my head to spare any possible onlookers the pain of seeing any more of me than they already had.  I struggled for at least 10 minutes (more like 10 seconds) to get my shirt on with the dress still over my head. 
With my shirt back in place, I dropped the dress, and walked away.   I couldn't even bring myself to look up to see if anyone had witnessed that whole scene.  I couldn't bear the pain. 
Lesson learned?  Always use a dressing room...they are there for a good reason.
 


 
 
 
 
 
